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Because somebody somewhere hates Monday mornings as much as I hate Tuesdays
Sunday September 10, 2006
I hadn’t realized I was a genius up until the point that everyone started nodding their heads at me, shouting: What the fuck is this shit? You are full of bollocks, cunt face!
I discovered, at that moment, that genius can be a dark and depressing place to have one’s head stuck (You’ve watched A Beautiful Mind of course) but in the right frame of mind, not too uncomfortable at all; in fact, quite pleasant. Not unlike having one’s head stuck up one’s own arse or, if one is an aspiring genius, possibly up someone else’s arse.
Yes, I have discovered genius is a wonderful, cruel, beautiful and thingy thing thing thing.
Of course, I expect you to be questioning my claim to be a genius but that’s because you just don’t get it; if you did/do then you would be/are a genius too! Just don’t worry your pretty little head about it, be happy and carry on with your mundane little life whilst I set about changing the world.
Please note: No pseudo-intellectuals were harmed during the spellcheck... but they might be after I have finished typing this.
