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Thursday August 24, 2006
I am feeling in a happy but ranty mood but still I can’t find the focus to write something with g #8230; err.. any real focus so here goes:
I find it interesting how random words sometimes fall together to form sentences that may or may not make sense, let me try that now: British Telecom cocking sucking sticky donkey ball lickers. Hmm, yeah that works really well.
I am still here in New York and the honeymoon is over; yeah I like it and yeah the American people seem like a good crowd but I still find myself mumbling "fucking Americans‚Äù under my breathe. Watching the History channel hasn’t helped; all that shit about the Deceleration of independence and Washington giving us an ass whipping and sending us on our way.
But none of that really matters, what pisses me off is that I can’t get a Full English Breakfast and a mug of tea for love nor money. I can get bagels, croissants, eggs with soldiers, bacon, smoked salmon, bacon in a bun, bacon and egg in a bun with a sausage patty thing but nowhere can I find a greasy spoon with a woman from the East End of London offering a big plate of cheap pig meat sliced and molded into various forms, with fried bread, fried eggs, black pudding, baked beans and large dollops of brown sauce. All served with a large (chipped) cup of tea with 20 sugars… Like I say, had we still been running this damn country things would be different.
I leave you with T-shirt of the week, something we can all agree on: http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/products/info.php?products_id=169 (Hat tip)
