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You wipe which way?
Wednesday December 7, 2005
Yes ladies, but mostly I fear, and gentlemen. I interrupt the 2005 review series for more deeply disturbing insights in to what it means to be a part of the [John] Oxton family.
There’s no skirting around the issue as it involves poo and your butt hole.
You might now be thinking that such a conversation could only possibly start whilst tied up in rubber being whipped with a 12” dildo but you’d be wrong, though I do keep asking. No this was a conversation that started most innocently; this was a conversation that lead to the startling revelation that I am apparently in a minority because I stand up whilst wiping my ass. I mean honestly how can you seriously wipe your ass sat down, that’s physically impossible!
How can you inspect your poop for Flickr worthiness, worms, or generally just check it out for size, colour and likeness to a torpedo if you cover it in toilet paper first?
Seriously, if you sit down to wipe the do do from your bum hole you are a living example of why society is the way it is. Geez!
Or maybe I have been doing something wrong all this time. So tell me do you stand up or sit down?
Okay, okay, so you’re not gonna put your name to this shit (sorry for the pun) but do it anon, I’ll let it pass on this occasion.




fellow upright wiper
1556 days ago
Anon (sniggers)
1556 days ago
sitter
1556 days ago
Matt
1556 days ago
leaner
1556 days ago
Fen
1556 days ago
No wonder I use so much of the toilet roll
1556 days ago
manuel
1556 days ago
Anon
1556 days ago
Max Roeleveld
1556 days ago
Number Two
1556 days ago
Kester
1556 days ago
cyberhobo
1556 days ago
Brian Poo
1556 days ago
greg
1556 days ago
Martijn Senden
1556 days ago
Mark
1556 days ago
Olly
1556 days ago
Ted Drake
1556 days ago
Girls don't poo
1556 days ago
Kim Siever
1556 days ago
Rob
1556 days ago
Keith
1556 days ago
Matt Wilcox
1556 days ago
anon
1556 days ago
Sit, and front to back...
1556 days ago
Lowell
1556 days ago
mike
1556 days ago
Wassah!
1555 days ago
Brent Peters
1555 days ago
poopertruper
1555 days ago
Matt
1555 days ago
Lloyd Kinsley
1555 days ago
anon
1554 days ago
sdooW nevetS
1554 days ago
Randy
1553 days ago
Skid marks are not cool
1552 days ago
anon
1551 days ago