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Thursday November 3, 2005

I am fucking sick of hearing the phrase “social software”. YOU SELFISH BASTARDS! Where, pray tell, does that leave those of us hell bent on being unsociable? Those of us who just wanna surf in peace and quiet without some jerk telling us we have our life all wrong and should be shot? What we need is some anti-social software.

So I am launching the AlphaBetaGamma preview concept, by invite only, anti-social phenomenon of the week, FcKr™.

Obviously I can’t tell you more because it’s invite only. Of course any requests for invites will be met by my autoinvite-o-bot with the standard reply: Fuck you, get a life!

Thus rendering the project complete and me the master of the world.

Thanks and enjoy FcKr™.. alone.

Update: Since making this post FcKr™ has been bought by Yeehaarooglesoft and is no longer available to the public. I am now a millionaire and you can suck m.. ta ta!

  1. mat

    1339 days ago

    This ‘quit smoking’ thing isn’t going so well is it, John?

  2. Allen

    1339 days ago

    It would be inappropriate for me to now say “I’m with you, John!” wouldn’t it?

    Collaborative anti-socialism can be so confusing . . .

  3. Shawn Grimes

    1339 days ago

    bwahahahaha, greatest post ever! Now to go out and find of warez download of FcKr‚Ñ¢!

  4. Ben Ward

    1339 days ago

    FcKr – that’s absolutely brilliant, John. It’s 2:30am and you’ve already made my day.

  5. C Montoya

    1339 days ago

    FcKr could be a rip of Flickr… if you pronounce it wrong :) Since you aren’t giving invites, I’ll just wait for the next browser to come out… then you’ll tell me I can just visit FcKr.com with this new browser and I’ll be able to download it. Along with that I’ll download FocKer, which will allow me to port my anti-social apps to FcKr.

    hehe, I just had to integrate FocKer somehow.

  6. name

    1339 days ago

    Aha! Despite what Scrivs sez, I’ve finally got a use for F*ck!

    F*ck! ... the browser with Fckrs inside.

  7. Anthony

    1339 days ago

    Clss!

    Wht hs th wrld gt gnst vwls ths dys?

    blm Prml Scrm… nd Mtrl

  8. Julian Schrader

    1339 days ago

    ooo yeah… you made my day :p

    Great post, as well as your thought for the day…

  9. karmatosed

    1338 days ago

    how about godfkr? the grumpy old git browser?

  10. AkaXakA

    1338 days ago

    I’m holding out for FcKr‚Ñ¢ Lite without all the spyware.

  11. Tor Bollingmo

    1338 days ago

    MthrFcKr‚Ñ¢?

  12. Anders G

    1338 days ago

    So FcKr‚Ñ¢ is an anti-social community where the members are allowed not to converse? Nice!

  13. mungler

    1338 days ago

    Its the People Who Hate People party.

    “People who hate people, come together!”

    “NO!”

    Ah Bill Hicks, you are sadly missed.

    Btw, if you’ve no idea what i’m talking about then FOR FUCK SAKES get some Bill Hicks stuff STAT!

  14. Oliver Roick

    1338 days ago

    Is there an API that I can create my own FcKr-based Fuck-you-all-Application?

  15. viva l'amour

    1338 days ago

    How much are ads on this fcKr?

  16. Rob Winters

    1337 days ago

    bunch of Fckr’s

  17. Paul Smith

    1335 days ago

    Where can I get the FcKr‚Ñ¢ t-shirt?

  18. Jim Amos

    1335 days ago

    My sentiments exactly.

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